Some Funny Quotes!!!

"I try to take one day at a time,  but sometimes several days attack me at once."
-Jennifer Unlimited-

"I suffer from M.A.D.D. - Mommy Attention Deficit Disorder."                                      
~Raenita

"The phrase " working mother " is redundant."                                                                   
~Jane Sellman

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.                                                                                               
~Erma Bombeck

"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."
~ John Fiebig

"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." ~ Author Unknown

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." ~ Mark Twain

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." ~ Buddy Hackett